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i) October 11, 2011:

BUG FIX

The default setting in a table column was set at "b" instead of "t". This prevented some users from accessing forums and posting in them.

That has now been fixed.

Sorry for any inconvenience!

- Admin
DDDPL




ii) September 19, 2011:

This morning, http://www.dddpl.com experienced "a rare kernal error" which prevented the site from being accessible.

Our host company reported seeing this error, on a previous occasion.

So, the host techs will, now, conduct a further investigation and, as a result, might update the "kernal".

Sorry for any inconvenience!

- Admin
DDDPL




iii) Greetings! (English) Привет! (Russian) 您好！(Chinese (traditional)) تحياتي! (Arabic) Χαιρετισμούς! (Greek) こんにちは！ (Japanese) Salutări! (Romanian) 환영합니다! (Korean) नमस्ते! (Hindi) Sorry, if we missed your language, here!



If you have trouble viewing the multinational characters, however, you might have to tell your web browser to display them. For Firefox, go to: Tools>Options>General>Languages>Choose. For IE, go to: Tools>Internet Options>General>Languages>Add.
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May 4, 2012

SMALL LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL?



1. Sorry, for being late with this report!



2. Traffic volumes, at DDDPL, during April 2012, pointed to tough economic times and we got them. Since we said traffic volumes were indicative of economic troubles, in Europe, for instance, Britain entered into an "unexpected" double-dip recession and news came out that, overall, Europe's economy was expected to shrink, by -0.3%, this year.

China as well as the other BRIC members appeared to have hit a rough patch.

Canada has showed signs of slowing.

To put things into perspective, recent traffic volumes slumped to around where they were, during late October 2011 - which didn't last long.

The good news, too, is that, as predicted, they appear to have "bottomed-out", on April 30, 2012.

Since then, the volumes were showing signs of a slight upward bias - which was consistent with the overall trend lines.

So, May 2012 might be shaping up to be similar to November 2011 - which, relatively-speaking, was a bit better that the previous month!



3. Hey! When you're in a (debt) hole, stop digging!

So, we still think that Greece should take a hiatus from the Eurozone/Euro, devalue its currency, and get its citizens working, again.

The US and Canadian governments should also construct some refineries and flood their markets with gas.



- Admin
DDDPL

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Following are our monthly traffic and page views totals.

1. VISITS TO DDDPL: April 2012 (68,160); March 2012 (82,458); February 2012 (83,667); January 2012 (102,615); December 2011 (93,228); November 2011 (72,684); October 2011 (72,054); September 2011 (68,896); August 2011 (59,043); July 2011 (44,740); June 2011 (30,804); May 2011 (37,578); April 2011 (51,487); March 2011 (45,926); February 2011 (37,782); January 2011 (13,891).



2. PAGE VIEWS AT DDDPL: April 2012 (418,415); March 2012 (559,916); February 2012 (482,941); January 2012 (534,025); December 2011 (321,027); November 2011 (331,427); October 2011 (385,887); September 2011 (341,646); August 2011 (281,439); July 2011 (198,728); June 2011 (202,627); May 2011 (264,854); April 2011 (486,393); March 2011 (605,545); February 2011 (591,715); January 2011 (235,168).



NOTE: Due to our catastrophic crash, on June 1, 2010, we don't have any traffic figures, from that time through to the end of December 24, 2010.

- Admin
DDDPL





Following are some ancient numbers for your viewing enjoyment.

BY THE NUMBERS: Approximate quantities of visitors (traffic) to The Performance of a Lifetime! (TM) were: May 2010 (63,335); April 2010 (59,768); March 2010 (60,196); February 2010 (43,020); January 2010 (37,890); December 2009 (32,606); November 2009 (29,409); October 2009 (26,725); September 2009 (21,366); August 2009 (31,170); July 2009 (57,371); June 2009 (57,700); May 2009 (63,964); April 2009 (47,830); March 2009 (61,519); February 2009 (55,543); January 2009 (53,150); December 2008 (50,909); November 2008 (44,745); October 2008 (31,484); September 2008 (23,526); August 2008 (40,118); July 2008 (20,465); June 2008 (34,193); May 2008 (23,560); April 2008 (29,192); March 2008 (14,282); February 2008 (6,108); January 2008 (6,652); December 2007 (2,916); November 2007 (2,478); October 2007 (2,828); September 2007 (2,384); August 2007 (2,258); July 2007 (1,795); June 2007 (1,231); May 2007 (1,133); April 2007 (854); March 2007 (840); February 2007 (473); and, January 2007 (2). [Sales Department: sales@dddpl.com]
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Wonder what happened to old Announcements? Well, sometimes, they're stored here!

So, just click on the link, above, for access to old "What's New" & "How Did We Do?" posts.
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i.) April 19, 2011:

a) Incoherent Messages:

Despite our warnings about posting incoherent messages, people still do. So, regretably, we're deleting a lot.

Incoherent messages do not help anyone.

Please avoid posting incoherent messages!

- Admin.



b) Unrelated Links:

Frequently, we're running into posts which contain "unrelated links". For example, a posted message might be about cell phones, but the links contained within the message go to a site that is selling refrigerators or other appliances.

If you are posting a message about cell phones, then please have the message's links go to a site or, at least, a page that is also about cell phones.

To help protect our reputation and provide a true service, we remove postings that contain unrelated links.

- Admin.



ii.) December 28, 2010:

On June 1, 2010, our server turned off just as it was writing information. So, a big (really big) chunk of our database was lost and this meant that many of our posts were lost.

The event also made our old board hugely-dysfunctional.

We were told that this could have been caused by a "variety" of explanations - many of which seemed purely-innocent.

Exacerbating matters, however, was that our backup system also failed.

Yet, rather than finger-point and wallow in self-pity, we spent the last 6 months upgrading and rebuilding.

We also improved our backup system.

So, a repeat of the problems seems highly-unlikely.

In short, then, although we have a lot more posts, now, many of our old ones have been lost.

Your's might have been among them.

Sorry!

- Admin
DDDPL



iii) May 8, 2008:

Occasionally, we come across postings that try to trick visitors into downloading malware. There have not been many, but when we do find them, we make our system go through everything - which is usually pretty fast - and disable any other instances of the problematic-post. So, if you saw a post that contains the phase: "DONOTCLICKTHISLINK!!!", then that was one of those deceptive posts. Unfortunately, the system won't also automatically delete them. So, we do that, manually, during routine maintenance. Sorry for any confusion or inconvenience!



iv) January 13, 2008:

In effort to restore order, we have created a new category, called "Adult Entertainment", and we are gradually moving improperly-posted porno plus gaming ads to that location. Presently, "Adult Entertainment>Videos, Gaming, Etc." [see: viewforum.php?f=41] can be found at the bottom of this message board. If you are posting an ad for legal porn and/or gaming, then please save us the trouble and place your message there. Thanks! We also appear to be moving improperly-placed dating-related posts into the "Personals" section, below, too!
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Primarily about the entertainment industry, The Performance of a Lifetime! is a world-wide message board where users may, post, advertise, and find helpful information, on a wide variety of subjects.

For posting advice, see "Posting Tips:", below.

Users may advertise, for free, simply by posting their ad under the proper forum heading.

Others might choose premium ads that are aimed at appearing on most pages.

For more details about advertising, see "Want to Advertise With Us?:", below.
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1. Search engines usually prefer posts which contain paragraphs. Posts which contain only links are usually deemed to have "too many redirects" and are rejected. So, if you want to increase the odds that a search engine will recommend your post to other individuals, then you should include some text about your subject matter(s)/link(s). RULE OF THUMB: The more coherent text/paragraphs there are in your post, then the more odds will increase, in your favor.


2. Make sure that your post is located under the proper forum heading. Otherwise, we will have to move it, for you. Users who repeatedly place their posts in the wrong forum get banned!


3. Please keep language clean and posts non-slandering plus legal. Whenever we encounter them, we remove defamatory and illegal posts.


- Admin
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There are two ways to do this:

i) Free Ads: Simply post your ad under the appropriate subject heading, below; or,

ii) Premium Ads: These will be available sometime, in 2011.
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The posts and advertising, at this website, might not reflect the position of DDDPL.COM or any of its agents. Neither DDDPL.COM nor its agents are responsible for what happens in a chat room. Users should exercise appropriate caution whenever dealing with some one, doing business over the internet, visiting chat rooms, and clicking on links.
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Believe you have some important information about a celeb? Got some advice for Brad Pitt? Like the way Rosie handled "The Donald"? Feel that Michael Jackson should just ignore critics and get on with making more music? Post your $0.02 here!

Got a script or manuscript that you would like to see turned into a motion picture, television show, or live theater stage event? Then say so here! Go ahead! Make your pitch, but don't forget to say how potential customer can reach you! (Advice: Post a proper email address.)

Do you sell clients' scripts and manuscipts to film producers? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Leave an email address.)

Need an experienced person to sell your script/manuscript to movie producers? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Leave an email address.)

Got an idea, but can't write? Wrote a manuscript, but need some one else to turn it into a stage play? Willing to share the fruits of your labor? Then say so here!

Too busy and need a ghost writer or editor? Want somebody else to write a script for you? Then say so here! Don't forget to leave adequate contact information. (Advice: Post a proper email address.)

Want to find work as a script writer? Then say so here! Go ahead! Don't be shy! Blow your horn like nobody can. Let the world know that you can capture its attention and make bosses big money. Also, don't forget to include that all-important contact information. We want employers to find you fast! (Advice: Post an email address.)

Are you conducting a script-related seminar? Then say so here!

Got helpful advise for writing screenplays? Then say what it is here!

Did we forget something? Then say so here! Based on your input, we might start a new forum.

Conducting auditions for a shoot? Then say so here! Don't forget to include all of the particulars. (This forum is only for Movie Industry auditions. Please place notices for television, radio, and live stage events in their respective forum.)

Meetings at which movie studio reps listen to people suggest their movie ideas. These events might lead to a big deal. Know of a Pitching Opportunity? Then say so here!

Are you available for auditions? Do you have experience? Why should you be hired for a part? Say it here! (Remember to include your contact info....and break a leg!)

Are you a movie producer? Are you looking to be one? Are you searching for the right script, actors/actresses, film crew, et cetera? Then say so here! Also, tell how you may be contacted.

Need producer(s) and/or writer(s)? Then say so here!

Do you represent actors and actresses? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Use an email address.)

Do you need an agent who will represent you? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Use an email address.)

Do you own a film studio? Who can use it? When? Does it have sets and other advantages? Why should some one want to use it? Who do potential customers contact? List that information here!

Does your food preparation business cater to the film industry? Do you rent equipment or provide other services to film productions? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Use an email address.)

Need extras for a movie shoot? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Need money so you can turn your big movie dreams into reality? Then say so here!

Post information about your movie industry-related group here! (Don't forget to include your organization's contact information.)

When production companies are scouting potential locations, then who, in government, should these people be contacting? Why? State that information here.

Is your movie about to open? Then say so here! (Remeber to mention how people may become audience members!)

Post information about your film festival here! Remember to include your contact information.

Are you conducting an industry-related convention? If yes, then what will be its name? To what will it pertain and where will it happen? Also post your contact (email) information.

Are you conducting courses in acting? What technique(s) do you teach? Who is conducting the classes? Say so here!

Got advice/insight about the movie business not covered under any other heading, on this webpage? Then say so here!

Did a movie make you want to scream or cry? Was the flick Oscar material or dead coming out of the gate? Would you recommend it to a friend or would you urge people to see something else, instead? Post your movie reviews and recommendations here!

Renting or selling movies? Then say so here!

Did we forget something? Then say so here! Based on your input, we might start a new forum.

Got an upcoming show you want people to know about? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact and ticket information. Don't forget to also post this information in the "For Sale: Tickets" forum.

Heard a CD/DVD or attend a concert that was well-worth the money? Have a favorite music video? Did particular music 'move' you? Would you recommend it to a friend? Or did you, instead, pay a lot of money and get crappy sounds? Post your reviews here!

Made a music video? How can people get it? Tell everyone here!

Need musical talent for an upcoming show? Then say so here! Remember to leave adequate contact information (Advice: Post an email address.)

Looking for a new band member? Want to form a band? Want to join one? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Leave an email address.)

Got a tune you'd like to sell? Got a website where customers can legally download your song(s)/music? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact/URL information. (And good luck!)

Do your verses have rythm, but no tune, yet? Want to sell them? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Leave an email address.)

Tired of your childhood guitar taking up space in the closet? Want to part with an inherited xylophone, bothersome drum set, or some other nolonger-needed musical instrument? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Leave an email address.)

Got stuck with tickets you don't need? Want to sell tickets for an upcoming event that you've arranged? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Leave an email address.)

Are you a music-industry producer? Are you looking for the next big act? Then say so here! Also include your contact info.

Do you operate a music studio? What is it ideal for? Who should potential customers contact? State this information here!

Are you better at writing music than lyrics? Or is it the other way around? Need somebody else to fill in the blanks or put your words to a melody? Willing to split the profits? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact information. (Advice: Leave an email address.)

Know when a new DVD/CD is due to be released? Know what songs are going to be on it? Then say so here!

Got general news about a new band or performer? Know something of general interest about an old band or former star? Then say it here!

Looking for a 'hard-to-find' tune? Then say so here!

Got some advice for people in the music industry? Then say it here!


[July 6, 2008: NOTE: Following was in response to a question asked, by one of our patrons:



"Essentially, "Music Resources" is for 'general information' regarding the music industry.

So, this is where, at The Performance of a Lifetime (TM), visitors should find 'music craft-oriented' discussions.

So, in this forum, a person should find articles aimed at becoming a better musician. This might entail articles on how to play an instrument and how to improve one's chances, at landing a music-related job. Here, a person might find histories of instruments or biographies. Individuals might also discover, here, leads to other possible sources of information helpful to musicians.

Unfortunately, spammers have, at other websites, encouraged people to use this forum as a dumping ground, for porno, online pharmacies, and the like.

So, we have an on-going problem keeping this forum 'pure' (for lack of a better word)."

- mac]

Did we forget something? Then say so here! Based on your input, we might start a new forum.

Need a dancer? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Do you represent dancers? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Need a dance agent? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Are you conducting an audition for dancers? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Do you operate a dance studio? Why should potential customers choose your facility? Also, remember to post your contact (email) infomation.

Did we forget something? Then say so here! Based on your input, we might start a new forum.

Will you be conducting auditions for an upcoming or presently-running show? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Will you be conducting auditions or providing opportunities for stand up and/or sketch comedy. Then let everybody know, here!

Are you available for auditions? Do you have experience? Why should you be hired for a part? Say it here! (Remember to include your contact info....and break a leg!)

Are you selling tickets for a live stage production? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Got jokes and sketch comedy, for sale? Then say so here!

Is there an upcoming meeting for your stage hands or actors? Then say so here! Remember to list all the particulars. Also include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Do you represent live stage performers? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Need an agent to represent you? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact information. (Advice: Post an email address.)

Did we forget something? Then say so here! Based on your input, we might start a new forum.

Have fine art to show and/or sell? Is your work already displayed, in a gallery or show? Then tell everyone here!

Want to hire a fine art artist to paint your portrait or create, for you, a sculpture? Then say so here!

Do you sell fine art services? Then say so here!

Are you a graphic artist? Want to showcase your work? Is it for sale? Is it already part of a show? Tell everyone about it here!

Are you looking for a graphic artist? Then say so here!

Are you looking for employment, in the field of graphic art? Then say so here!

Offer art supplies? Then say so here!

Did we miss anything? Then say so here!

Will you be conducting auditions for an upcoming show? Should interested candidates submit an audition tape? If yes, then say so here! Also, remember to leave adequate contact information (Advice: Post an email address.)

Need extra hands to help you run a television production? Then say so here! Also, post your contact (email) information.

Are you available for auditions? Do you have experience? Why should you be hired for a part? Say it here! (Remember to include your contact info....and break a leg!)

Looking for a non-acting job in the television industry? If yes, then say so here! Also, don't forget to explain why you are worth hiring. (Post your contact (email) information, too!).

Do you represent television personalities and are willing to take on new talent? If yes, then say so here! Remember to post your contact (email) information.

Is your station or one of its shows going to be doing something special? If yes, then let us all know about it! State the particulars here. Remember to include your contact (email) information.

Need an agent to make that important deal for you? Then say so here! Remember to include your contact (email) information.

Are you going to conduct a meeting for your production staff or industry group? Then say so here! Remember to post your contact (email) information, too.

Need to pitch your new television show idea to industry reps? Then say so here. Are you going to conduct a forum at which new ideas will be exhibited? Then post such news here, too! Also, don't forget to say how interested parties may participate.

Got tickets for your station's show(s)? Who should interested parties contact if they want to be an audience member? State that information here.

Got advice for people who are trying to break into the television biz? Then say so here!

Offering television programs (no bootleg)? Then say so here!

Did we forget something? Then say so here! Based on your input, we might start a new forum.

Are you conducting auditions for radio commercials? Will you accepting audition tapes for an upcoming show? Then say so here! Remember to leave adequate contact information (Advice: Post an email address.)

Is your station going to do something special? If yes, then let us all know about it! State the particulars here. Remember to include your contact (email) information.

Need extra hands to help you run a radio production? Then say so here! Also, post your contact (email) information.

Looking for a job in the radio industry? If yes, then say so here! Also, don't forget to post your contact (email) information.

Got an opinion about radio? Got some advice for those in the industry or for those who are trying to break in? Then say it here!

Did we forget something? Then say so here! Based on your input, we might start a new forum.

These machines play a great roll in the entertainment industry. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal? Then mention it here!

Monitors, portable drives, printers, ink cartridges, toners, and the like all play a significant roll in the entertainment industry. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal on one or some of these devices? Then say so here!

Got information about computer/'loud'/stereo speakers? Then say so here!

The entertainment industry is heavily-dependant on code. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal? Then mention it here!

Many celebs enjoy video games. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal? Then mention it here!

Offering a selection of legal discs/downloads and the like that span a variety of subjects (eg.: games, movies, word processing, etc.)? Then say so here! (Note: DO NOT POST PORN HERE! Porn might be included somewhere in the selection, but it cannot be a major part of it. If porn is a significant/predominant part, then the post must go under "Adult Entertainment", at the bottom of this web page. Thank you! - Admin.)

Like computers, these play a big role in the entertainment business. Got something to say about such devices? Then do so here!

These machines play a great roll in the entertainment industry. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal? Then mention it here!

Got information regarding HD and/or Blu-ray? Then tell it here!

A lot of entertainers use these. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal? Then mention it here!

These machines play a great roll in the entertainment industry. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal? Then mention it here!

This type of device is widely-used in the entertainment industry. Got something to say about this issue? Offering a great deal? Then mention it here!

Lots of people get their entertainment from PS2s, XBox, Wii, and the like. Got something to say about this? Know about a good related deal? Then say so here!

Selling a variety of computer-related equipment - like various makes of computers, printers, game equipment, and the like? Then say so here!

Got something that is related, but does not seem to fit into any of the above categories? Did we miss something? Then say so here!

Got a product or service to sell that could help writers create a profitable ebook/moviescript business? Then say so here! (Don't forget to include your email and/or url information.)

Do you have an ebook or ebooks for sale? Then say so here! Tell everyone what makes your product(s) a 'must-read'. Also, explain how your ebook(s) may be purchased.

Read a good ebook? Read a bad one? Then say so here!

Got some helpful advice for online writers? Then say what it is here!

Got online comics for reading? Know where they are? Then say so here!

Many ebooks are being done in audio format. Got something to say about this? Know where there is a good audio book? Then say so here!

This plays a major role, in the entertainment field. Got something to say, on this issue? Got a great website/web idea? Have an opinion on search engine optimization (SEO) or increasing traffic? Offering javascripts, counters, or the like? Then say so here!

Offering an article submitter? Looking for one? Then say so here!

[This is not an endorsement] Offering anonymity via a proxy server or VPN? Got something to say about it? Then say so here!

Got something to say about Voice Over Internet Protocal (VOIP)? Offering VOIP services? Then say so here!

Buying a domain name? Selling domain names? Got something to say about domain names? Then do it here!

Want to exchange links with some one? Then say so here!

Need help setting up a website? Then say so here!

Got something that is related, but does not seem to fit into any of the above categories? Did we miss something? Then say so here!

Are you a publisher? Do you offer publishing services? Then say so here!

Do you offer an off-line or 'hard-copy' printing service? Then say so here!

Do you have a hard-copy book, for sale? Then tell about it here!

Read any good books lately? Then tell us about it here!

Offering an essay-writing service? Then say so here!

Got something that is related, but does not seem to fit into any of the above categories? Did we miss something? Then say so here!

Got advice for achieving success? Then say it here!

Frequently, entertainment personalities find it necessary to engage in other activities. Some wait tables until they get their "big break". Others try to diversify. Hence, many actors/actresses, et cetera, have launched their own restaurant chain, clothing line, photography service, renovation firm, and the like. So, if you have business advice for these people, then say it here!












Note: "Trend" (above) shows the last few trades and indicates if they were more than (+) or less than (-) or equal to (=) the previous trade's price.

Offering a work-at-home opportunity? Got something to say about a so-called work-at-home opportunity? Then say so here!

Are you a lawyer, for hire? Offer a legal-related service? Then say so here!

Got something related that does not seem to fit into the above category? Did we miss something? Then say so here!

Have something to say, about real estate, in general? What are prices like, where you live? What about mortgages? Post such information here!

Got a hot property for sale? Then say so here!

Want to buy real estate? Then say so here!

Looking for an apartment? Looking for renters? Then say so here!

Got advice on home/property insurance? Offering this product? Then say so here!

Did we miss something? Then say so here!

Offering non-government job placement(s) that is/are outside the Entertainment Industry. Then say so here!

Offering government job placement(s). Then say so here!

Got something to say about education-related jobs? Then express it here!

Offering a job-placement service? Then say so here!

Looking for work and your field of interest deviates from what has already been mentioned, at this message board? Got advice for people who are looking for work? Then say so here!

Did we miss something? Then say so here!

Got something to say about education, in general? Then say so here!

Offering educational opportunities? Trying to sell your tutoring skills? Then say so here!

Offering student loans or related advice? Seeking advice on them? Got a related-gripe or question? Want to comment on tuition and/or the price of text books, etc.? Offering course prices? Then say so here!

Offering an in-class (not home study) course? Then say so here!

Offering a down-loadable language, computer, or other course? Then say so here!

Did we miss something? Then say so here!

Selling jewelry or a collectible that incorporates jewelery? Got Information on Fabrege Eggs, Cartier, and the like? Then tell us about it here!

Selling an ancient sword, rare doll, paintings, plates, or the like? Got information on such items? Then say so here!

Selling baseball, hockey, or basketball trading cards, etc.? Want to part with an autographed football or championship ring? Got information on sports memorabilia? Then say so here!

Got something to say about antiques? Buy or selling antiques? Know of an antique show? Know were to get antiques appraised? Then say so here?

Have information on fine art investing? Then tell everyone here!

Offer collectible prints? Selling limited plates which were used in Disney animations or the like? Then tell every one here!

Buying/Selling/Trading Stamps? Then say so here!

Buying/Selling/Trading Coins? Then say so here!

Did we miss something? Then say so here!

People in the entertainment industry rely heavily on cars, motorcycles, scooters, bicycles, vans, trucks, and buses, for their transportation. If you have any advice, on this matter, then say so here!

Numerous successful entertainment personalities own airplanes and/or helecopters. If you have any advice on this matter, then say so here!

Numerous successful entertainment personalities own yatchs plus other vessels. If you have any advice on this matter, then say so here!

Successful entertainment personalities often incorporate many toys/additional pieces of equipment into their boating experience. If you have any advice on this matter, then say so here!

Got advice on car/motorcycle/van/truck/bus insurance? Then say it here!

Got advice on this issue? Then say so here!

Got advice on this issue? Then say so here!

Did we miss something? Then say so here!

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Know any good sites that are dedicated to nature or the environment, in general? Then mention them here!

Got information on Global Warming? Got news about a possible solution? Then say so here!

Did we miss something? Got something environmentally-related that doesn't fit under the above? Then post it here!

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